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Dindy
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11 months ago

One day Dindy and his wife went to a bra shop to buy bra for his wife.

Dindy's wife picked a bra and said.

Wife: Honey I'm not sure this bra would size me take a look at it.

He looks at it then said.

Dindy: Sure it won't size you, but I'm sure it will size the lady over there. She wears size 15.

Wife: Wait how did you know her size?.

Dindy: Silent.

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Dindy
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11 months ago

Faith: What has really made you understand pain

Dindy: The beans and bread you gave me.

Faith: What did it do.

Dindy: It harden my poo.


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Dindy
Posts: 474
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11 months ago

9ja girls are just so funny
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Someone made a mistake and wrote Chidera Isa babe instead of Chidera is the babe

Now every 9ja girl on facebook is writing the "Isa babe" thing.

My sister I hope you know say "ISA" means God oooo.

😀😜😝

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Dindy
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11 months ago

That moment when you're in your family group chat and you want to write "Dindy tricked me" but auto correct changes it to "Dindy pricked me"..........My brother, my sister just get ready to be disowned by the entire family.

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Dindy
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11 months ago

9ja guys be like "Forget I be celeb".....my brother what do you mean by celeb........you be celebration ni?.

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Dindy
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11 months ago

If someone calls you the son of a madwoman, does that mean your mum is mad?.
Please I need an answer fast my mum just called me the son of a madwoman.

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Dindy
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11 months ago

Can you just imagine, I was walking on a walkway and was about to cross the road when suddenly a car came out from no where and almost knocked me down............. Like seriously how can someone leave a small boy to driving anyhow with a toy car on the walkway....don't they know that it's dangerous....i would've been dead by now you know.

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