Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Dindy
Posts: 474
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1 year ago

Nelly: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done.

Dindy: Sing a song for a lady.

Nelly: Who was she?.

Dindy: My headmistress.

Nelly: What song did you sing?.

Dindy: H_ I_ P for the HIP_ PO_ PO and T_ A_ M_ U_ S for the HIP_ PO_ PO_ TAMUS.

Dindy: HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!..... :lol: :lol: :lol:



Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 1 year ago

1 year ago

Dindy. Do you believe in love at first sight?.

Nelly: Yes dear I do.

Nelly: I felt it when you held my hands.

Nelly: Then we walked to an ATM and I saw your account balance of $500.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dindy
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1 year ago

Dindy: Dad i wanna ask you something.

Dad: Why son.

Dindy: It's an assignment given to me by my teacher.

Dad: Ok son ask.

Dindy: What’s one thing that’s happened to you that has made you a stronger person?.

Dad: Bankruptcy.

Dindy: What or who caused it dad?.

Dad: Your mother...... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dindy
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1 year ago

Dindy: Knock knock.

Angela: Who goes there?.

Dindy: Trump.

Angela: Trump who?.

Dindy: Trump trumpet..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 1 year ago

1 year ago

Interviewer: When is the last time you exercised leadership?

Dindy: In my last job.

Interviewer: When? And where?.

Dindy: 1am, in my dreams.


:lol: :lol:

Dindy
Posts: 474
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1 year ago

Munachi: Have you ever made love before?.

Dindy: Yes.

Munachi: How many times?.

Dindy: 2 times.

Munachi: With protection right?.

Dindy: No, skin to skin.

Dindy: Scissor Skin to cardboard skin.


:lol: :lol:

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 1 year ago

1 year ago

James: Dindy.

Dindy: Hello.

James: I just read 100 of your jokes and non is even funny.

James: Please go get a life.

Dindy: Scanning.........

James: ???.

Dindy: Scanning.........

James: What are you scanning?.

Dindy: Scanning.........

Dindy: Guess what?.

James: What?.

Dindy: I just finished scanning 100% of your brain cells and non of them are working.

:D :D

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