Latest jokes update with Dindy 5

Dindy
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1 year ago

Faith: What was the saddest event of your life?.

Dindy: The day I met a boy.

Faith: Who was he?.

Dindy: A gala seller.

Dindy: He ran away with my 50 naira change.

:D :D



Dindy
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1 year ago

Interviewer: why did you change career paths?.

Dindy: Because i found out the truth.

Interviewer: What truth?.

Dindy: About the career.

Interviewer: What career is that?.

Dindy: Playing draft.

:D :D

Dindy
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Interviewer: How do you deal with pressure or stressful situations in the office?.

Dindy: I do what I do best sir.

Interviewer: [Smiles] which is?.

Dindy: Shut down the computer and sleep..... :D :D

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Nelly: Have you ever had any regrets?.

Dindy:Yes.

Nelly: What was it?.

Dindy: I gave a beggar 10 naira and he didn't give me change...... :D :D

Dindy
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1 year ago

Faith: Let's play a game.

Dindy: Cool, what game?.

Faith: T (truth) and D (dare).

Dindy: Nice.

Faith: You go first.

Dindy: I choose T.

Faith: Have you ever broken a law?.

Dindy: Yes.

Faith: What law.

Dindy: Law of gravity....... :D :D

Dindy
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That awkward moment when you and your wife fight over something then she tells you to return the money you borrowed from her.


Wife: Dindy you haven't given me the money you borrowed from me!.

Dindy: [thinking in his mind] Jesus this woman na witch o.

Wife: Dindy talk to me, I need the money now.

Dindy: Mmmm well I've paid you a long time ago.

Wife: When?.

Dindy: When I paid your bride price...... :D :D

Dindy
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1 year ago

Daniella: what is one law you’d love to break?.

Dindy: Law of gravity.

Daniella: How would you do that?.

Dindy: I would jump off a cliff.

Daniella: Why haven't you done it?.

Dindy: Because I'm still with my senses...... :D :D

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