Latest jokes update with Dindy 5

Dindy
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11 months ago

Faith: What happened the last time you cried?.

Dindy: I lost my money.

Faith: How much.

Dindy: 20 naira.

:D :D



Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

HOW DINDY DRESSES;

1). Shoe.

2). Shirt.

3). Jeans.

4). And finally Wristwatch.


HOW NIGERIAN POLITICIANS DRESSES;


1). Expensive wristwatch.

2). Expensive shoe.

3). Expensive native.

4). Juju ring.

5). Waist juju.

6). Bangle juju.

7). And finally tortoise for neck.....................................................abeg o I no call names oo...... na joke o........ :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
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11 months ago

Girl: What is one stupid and crazy thing you did and will never do again?.

Dindy: Ask for your number.

Dindy: I ain't gonna do that crazy sh*t ever again!!!.

:D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

That awkward moment when your crush ask you whether you know how to do something, but you quickly answer back without letting her finish up her statement.

Girl: Dindy do you know how to suck......

Dindy: [cuts in] Yes I know how to suck.

Dindy: I have being sucking since I was a baby.

Dindy: I was called king sucker by girls.

Dindy: My landlord's wife loves the way I suck.

Dindy: My ex-girlfriend called me suck champion.

Girl: Jeez Dindy.

Girl: What I meant was, do you know how to suck fuel from a keg?...... :D :D.

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

THE IMPORTANCE OF AN IPHONE 7 TO OTHER PEOPLE;

1........

2..........

3............

4..............

5 You looking f*cking da*n RICH.


THE IMPORTANCE OF AN IPHONE 7 TO DINDY


1).......

2)........

3)..........

4)............

5) YOU GOT ONE KIDNEY LEFT!.............

Dindy
Posts: 474
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11 months ago

Dindy. What would your parents be surprised to learn about you?.

Faith: That I found something that belongs to you.

Dindy: What is that?.

Faith: your senses.
.
:D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

Faith: What’s been your favorite age so far?.

Dindy: Sperm stage.

Faith: Why.

Dindy: Because That was the last time I won a million people in one race.

:D :D

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