Latest jokes update with Dindy 5

Dindy
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1 year ago

Faith: What happened the last time you cried?.

Dindy: I lost my money.

Faith: How much.

Dindy: 20 naira.

:D :D



Dindy
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1 year ago

HOW DINDY DRESSES;

1). Shoe.

2). Shirt.

3). Jeans.

4). And finally Wristwatch.


HOW NIGERIAN POLITICIANS DRESSES;


1). Expensive wristwatch.

2). Expensive shoe.

3). Expensive native.

4). Juju ring.

5). Waist juju.

6). Bangle juju.

7). And finally tortoise for neck.....................................................abeg o I no call names oo...... na joke o........ :D :D

Dindy
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1 year ago

Girl: What is one stupid and crazy thing you did and will never do again?.

Dindy: Ask for your number.

Dindy: I ain't gonna do that crazy sh*t ever again!!!.

:D :D

Dindy
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1 year ago

That awkward moment when your crush ask you whether you know how to do something, but you quickly answer back without letting her finish up her statement.

Girl: Dindy do you know how to suck......

Dindy: [cuts in] Yes I know how to suck.

Dindy: I have being sucking since I was a baby.

Dindy: I was called king sucker by girls.

Dindy: My landlord's wife loves the way I suck.

Dindy: My ex-girlfriend called me suck champion.

Girl: Jeez Dindy.

Girl: What I meant was, do you know how to suck fuel from a keg?...... :D :D.

Dindy
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1 year ago

THE IMPORTANCE OF AN IPHONE 7 TO OTHER PEOPLE;

1........

2..........

3............

4..............

5 You looking f*cking da*n RICH.


THE IMPORTANCE OF AN IPHONE 7 TO DINDY


1).......

2)........

3)..........

4)............

5) YOU GOT ONE KIDNEY LEFT!.............

Dindy
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1 year ago

Dindy. What would your parents be surprised to learn about you?.

Faith: That I found something that belongs to you.

Dindy: What is that?.

Faith: your senses.
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:D :D

Dindy
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1 year ago

Faith: What’s been your favorite age so far?.

Dindy: Sperm stage.

Faith: Why.

Dindy: Because That was the last time I won a million people in one race.

:D :D

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