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Dindy
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Mar 17th, 23:31

Girl: Dindy my dad bought me a new car.

Dindy: Really?.

Girl: Yes.

Dindy: Oh gosh, i need a holiday.

Girl: For what?.

Dindy: -_- From your lies



Dindy
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Mar 17th, 23:33

Dindy was making noise in class while his teacher was teaching. The teacher saw him and got angry.


Teacher: You naughty boy.

Dindy: Yes ma.

Teacher: [Angry] Dindy stand up!.

Dindy stands up slowly.

Teacher: I'm going to ask you a question and if you fail it, I will give you twenty four strokes of the Cain and you will be sent out of my class, non sense!.

Teacher: Now Dindy explain the features of a famer.

Dindy: Your real daddy......... :D :D

Dindy was expelled from school...... :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 17th, 23:34

Dindy was making noise in class while his teacher was teaching. The teacher saw him and got angry.


Teacher: You naughty boy.

Dindy: Yes ma.

Teacher: [Angry] Dindy stand up!.

Dindy stands up slowly.

Teacher: I'm going to ask you a question and if you fail it, I will give you twenty four strokes of the Cain and you will be sent out of my class, non sense!.

Teacher: Now Dindy explain the features of a famer.

Dindy: Your real daddy......... :D :D

Dindy was expelled from school...... :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 17th, 23:36

Teacher: What do you call a female lion?.

Pupils: Aunty I!, aunty I, aunty I.

Teacher: James.

James: lioness.

Teacher: Good.

Teacher: what do you call a female chicken?.

Pupils: Aunty I!, aunty I, aunty I.

Teacher: Linda.

Linda: Hen.

Teacher: Good.

Teacher: what do you call a female elephant?.

Pupils: Aunty I!, aunty I, aunty I.

Teacher: Dindy.

Dindy: The head mistress!!........ :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
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Mar 17th, 23:36

One lovely evening Dindy was driving to a show and he was late, suddenly he got stuck in traffic, so he decided to drive on the walkway to get to the show on time.

As he drove along the walkway a man who was walking on the walkway saw him coming.

As the man saw Dindy's car coming from behind, he got angry because the walkway was made for legs not tyres.

Man: [Angry] Oga where you dey run go!, you see road here!!!??.

Dindy: I dey go Your grave!, you better commot for my front before I send you to your family meeting ground.

Man: [Angry] Do you know who I am!?.

Dindy: Oga I no know you o, but if you no leave there ehn.

Dindy: The slap way I go give you ehn go cripple your memory ....... :D :D

Dindy
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Mar 17th, 23:37

1). The thunder wey go fire you go be like etisalat..... 0809ja for life.

2). The thunder wey go fire you go be like price tag..... #200, #400, #1500, #75000.

3). The thunder wey go fire you go be like the importance of water....... Regulates the body's temperature.

4). the thunder wey go fire you go be like Baba ijebu....... 2 sure.

5). The thunder wey go fire you go be like zebra crossing..... Black and white.

6). The thunder wey go fire you go be like yansh wey dey occupy space...... aka matter.

7). The thunder wey go fire you go be like maths subject......double period.

8). The thunder wey go fire you go be like mad beat.....aka itz young john the wicked producer.

9). The thunder wey go fire you go be like John 1:1.....In the beginning was the thunder, and the thunder was with you, and the thunder fired you.

10). The thunder wey go fire you go be like ashewo wey dey do lap dance with fela song...... 1 hour and counting....you're on a long thing.

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Isaiah
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Mar 17th, 23:42

Dindy wrote:
Mar 17th, 23:37

9). The thunder wey go fire you go be like John 1:1.....In the beginning was the thunder, and the thunder was with you, and the thunder fired you.
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