Latest Jokes update with Dindy 4

Dindy
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11 months ago

The problem is not owning an iPhone 7



The problem starts when you discover that owning one lung and kidney would never be enough for your health and long life.


:D :) :D :)



Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

The problem is not owning an iPhone 7



The problem starts when you discover that owning one lung and kidney would never be enough for your health and long life.


:D :) :D :)

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

Girl: Dindy guess what?.

Dindy: What.

Girl: Guess na.

Dindy: I just did.

Girl: How?.

Dindy: You told me to guess what and i said "what".

Girl: You are such a fool... :D :D

Like seriously what did I say wrong? o_o

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

Injustice is not when you take her out then buy her gold and diamond and yet she refuses to sleep with you.



Injustice is when she introduce you to her family as "just a friend".

My brother that is pure wickedness....... In fact your case dey beer parlour........ :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

Girl: Dindy you're too rude.

Dindy: Thanks.

Girl: Your jokes are very lame and not funny.

Dindy: You are welcome.

Girl: I can never laugh at your jokes.

Dindy: -_- that's too bad.

Girl: Why did you say that?.

Dindy: Well that means the plastic surgery you did is melting...... :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

After three hours of dressing up and applying make-up

Girl: I don't feel complete.

Dindy: [Confused] What?.

Girl: Look at me.


Dindy looks at her seriously.


Girl: Don't you think something is missing?.

Dindy: Yea i do.

Girl: What is that?.

Dindy: Plastic surgery......... :D :D

*****Girl slaps Dindy****

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

Girl: Dindy guess what?.

Dindy: What?.

Girl: I just got a new iphone 7.

Dindy: Sweet.

Girl: Yea.

Dindy: Wait.

Dindy: what was sold?.

Dindy: liver, lungs or kidney or virginity? .... :D :D

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