Latest Jokes update with Dindy 4

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Dindy
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Mar 17th, 22:47

After the Halloween, a teacher asked some students, on what costume was the most terrifying.

Teacher: Who can tell me the most terrifying costume ever worn on Halloween?.

Students: Aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty!.

Teacher: Mmm, ok James.

James: a vampire costume.

Teacher: That's scary.

Students: Aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty!.

Teacher: Mmm, ok Linda.

Linda: a werewolf costume.

Teacher: That's really scary.

Students: Aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty!.

Teacher: kelvin.

Kelvin: A flower costume.

Teacher: [Laughs] but that ain't scary, it's funny.

Students: Aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty!.

Teacher: Dindy.

Dindy: A SAMSUNG S7 costume.

Teacher: Jesus!!!!, that is the most terrifying costume ever!!, don't ever say it again!..........:') :')



Dindy
Posts: 474
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Mar 17th, 22:52

characteristics of tortoise.

1). Slow.

2). Ugly.

3). Lives very long.

4). Strong shield.

5). Greedy.

6). Cunny.

Characteristics of some Nigeria politicians.

1). Over Ugly.

2). Cunny.

3). Greedy.

4). Lives longer than youth.

5). Slow.

6). Strong shield juju.

And you wonder why they look and act the way they do.

My people if na you uko wey wear tortoise for neck you go die young?..... lol..... Abeg o na joke o. :D :D

Dindy
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Mar 17th, 22:58

That moment when you and your wife fights seriously, then she trys to annoy you, but she ends up getting annoyed.

Wife: [Pointing at Dindy] I will deal with you.

Dindy: Please shut up your dirty mouth.

Wife: [Looking at Dindy] See this useless man.

Dindy: [Looks at his wife] I'm looking at him.

Wife: You're a son of a b*tch.......... :D :D.

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 17th, 22:59

Some girls are so funny....a girl chatted me up like

Girl: Hello human

And I replied

Dindy: Hy plant

Then she ended up insulting and blocking me.

like seriously, I thought we were studying biology...... :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 17th, 22:59

The night was sweet and cool

Dindy was relaxing in his room with thoughts all up in his mind with a smile on his face.

What ran through his mind was

"The day i will catch that conductor that ran away with my 20 naira change ehn, the things i will do to him. Ehn"...... :D :D

Dindy
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Mar 17th, 23:01

Girl: You are too rude Dindy.

Dindy: I know.

Girl: No girl will ever marry you with such a character.

Dindy: Good, how old are you?.

Girl: 38.

Dindy: Are you married yet?.

Girl: No.

Dindy: Don't you think you need a face surgery?.

Girl: You are an idiot!..... :D :D

Dindy
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Mar 17th, 23:01

Girl: Your jokes are simply very not funny at all.

Dindy: Only a stupid bee would see a flower and say it's not beautiful.

Girl: What do you mean?

Dindy: -_- you are a bee.

:D :D

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