Latest Jokes update with Dindy 3

Dindy
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11 months ago

Girl: What are the things that stand between you and complete happiness.

Dindy: You guess.

Girl: Ok, work?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Money?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Life?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Family?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Then what is it?.

Dindy: Your face............. :D :D



Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 1 year ago

11 months ago

1). Shout out to 9ja bet for making people hopeless....we no go gree aka I go make am through poverty.

2). Shout out to Baba ijebu for making people PHD in maths.

3). Shout out to my ladies and women out there watching zee world......keep it up because its not my love life that is an imagination.

4). Shout out to my ladies out there with a bleached body and dark lips.....please o let me ask you this trending question; it is that the bleaching creams you used were made by an Igbo smoker? or the igbo you regularly smoke painted your lips.

5). Shout out to my ladies out there financing their ministry with different types of make-up of this world.....don't worry one day the fruit of your labour will show and the lord shall bless you with a make-up artist as a husband.

6). Shout out to those schools drawing and teaching A for axe, B for bone, C for cat.... I wonder whether you guys teach only cultism and witchcraft in school...please parent don't send your children there oo before your 5 years old kid go dey carry axe for hand and bone for neck and go dey turn to cat for night!....Dindy(winx).

7). Shout out to my girls wearing ass....do you think we guys like plastic?..I'm sorry for your hopes.

8). Shout out to my girls wearing foam bra....let me ask you ooo do you lack nutrition?.

9). Shout out to my guys who've their shorts/trouser always below their ass region....let me ask you, is your ass deflected?.

10). Shout out to Falz for singing "bad, bado, badest"....my bro my bro, even when I was in nursery one I knew it was "bad, worse, worst", so I'm just wondering....did you really go to law school?......na joke ooo...

Extra from Clixcity-- shout out to those guys wey dey bounce for street like felele ball instead of walking normaly.

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 1 year ago

11 months ago

Pastor: Your mum told me that you have a spiritual problem.

Dindy: Ah! That's a pure lie, I don't have.

Pastor: So you're saying your mum is lying?.

Dindy: I don't know sir.

Pastor: Ok, let me ask you a question and I pray you answer it right.

Pastor: Standing at the gates of heaven and God asks you “Why should I let you in?”.

Pastor: What would you reply?.

Dindy: Will first kneel down and say.

Dindy: Please daddy let me in, the WiFi connection is bad on earth.

Dindy was flog 100 times and was given 1 year dry fasting..... :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 1 year ago

11 months ago

Girl: What are the things that stand between you and complete happiness.

Dindy: You guess.

Girl: Ok, work?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Money?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Life?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Family?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Then what is it?.

Dindy: Your face............. :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 1 year ago

11 months ago

Girl: What are the things that stand between you and complete happiness.

Dindy: You guess.

Girl: Ok, work?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Money?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Life?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Family?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Then what is it?.

Dindy: Your face............. :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 1 year ago

11 months ago

Girl: What will you do, if you were asked to go naked in front of me or die?.

Dindy: I won't go naked.

Girl: What!?.

Girl: So you prefer death?.

Dindy: No, I won't die.

Girl: [-_-] Then what will you be doing?.

Dindy: I will simply be absent.

Girl: [Angry] I hate you!!!...... :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 1 year ago

11 months ago

Dindy: Men are more trustworthy Than women, in relationships.

Girl: That's a lie.

Dindy: Why did you say so?.

Girl: Well, what a man can do, a woman can do better.

Dindy: That's a lie.

Girl: It's totally true.

Dindy: Ok, Good to know.

Girl: [tongue out].

Dindy: That I'm not the biggest idiot in this relationship.

Girl: [Angry] Stupid boy............. :D :D

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