Latest Jokes update with Dindy 3

Dindy
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11 months ago

Girl: Dindy what did i do wrong? you have being avoiding me.

Dindy: It's not you, it's my pastor.

Girl: What did he tell you?.

Dindy: I can't say it.

Girl: Tell me dear please.

Dindy: Ok, my pastor said I should avoid my savings account......... ;D ;D



Dindy
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11 months ago

The problem doesn't start when you lie to your parents, that you went to your best friend's house.




The problem starts, when your best friend walks out from your room saying "Yo dude where have you been? i have being here for hours waiting for you"................. :D flogging things :D

Dindy
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11 months ago

Today is a brand new day, God has given us a new life and new air.

God gave us an opportunity to wake up to see a new day like this.

That's why we need to start doing good things and start showing love to our enemies.

Give your enemies flowers, money, clothes, shoes and most important of all, don't forget to give them a new Samsung s7 the explosive type ;), so that judgment can start for them quickly.

Dindy
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11 months ago

The problem doesn't start when she sees you with another girl.




The problem starts, when you ask her to cook night food for you to eat.

Starving things on point :D :D.

Dindy
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11 months ago

Mum: Dindy go water the plant at the backyard.

Dindy: Ok mum.


2 minutes later light goes off.


Mum: Who switched off the generator? let me go check it out.


Dindy's mum gets to the backyard.


Mum: Oh my gosh!!, Dindy!, what are you doing?.

Dindy: I'm watering the plant like you told me to.

Mum: No!! i meant the flowers not the generator!!........... :D :D

Dindy
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11 months ago

Dindy: Men are more trustworthy Than women, in relationships.

Girl: That's a lie.

Dindy: Why did you say so?.

Girl: Well, what a man can do, a woman can do better.

Dindy: That's a lie.

Girl: It's totally true.

Dindy: Ok, Good to know.

Girl: [tongue out].

Dindy: That I'm not the biggest idiot in this relationship.

Girl: [Angry] Stupid boy............. :D :DAfter the Halloween, a teacher asked some students, on what costume was the most terrifying.

Teacher: Who can tell me the most terrifying costume ever worn on Halloween?.

Students: Aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty!.

Teacher: Mmm, ok James.

James: a vampire costume.

Teacher: That's scary.

Students: Aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty!.

Teacher: Mmm, ok Linda.

Linda: a werewolf costume.

Teacher: That's really scary.

Students: Aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty!.

Teacher: kelvin.

Kelvin: A flower costume.

Teacher: [Laughs] but that ain't scary, it's funny.

Students: Aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty!.

Teacher: Dindy.

Dindy: A SAMSUNG S7 costume.

Teacher: Jesus!!!!, that is the most terrifying costume ever!!, don't ever say it again!..........:') :')

Dindy
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11 months ago

Girl: What will you do, if you were asked to go naked in front of me or die?.

Dindy: I won't go naked.

Girl: What!?.

Girl: So you prefer death?.

Dindy: No, I won't die.

Girl: [-_-] Then what will you be doing?.

Dindy: I will simply be absent.

Girl: [Angry] I hate you!!!...... :D :D

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