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Latest jokes update with Dindy 9

Posted: 16 Apr 2017, 16:41
by Dindy
Teacher: Good morning ma.

Mum: Good morning.

Teacher: Ma I came to lay a complain about your child Dindy.

Mum: What did he do wrong.

Teacher: He has been speaking dirty words.

Mum: Please please my son is not like that...I trained him up to be a proper and respectful boy.

Dindy: Mummy mummy mummy.

Mum: Yes dear.

Dindy: I just saw your friend.

Mum: Who dear?.

Dindy: Mama big yansh.

Mum: Will you shout up, who taught you that!!!!.

Dindy: But mum you said I should be calling her that anytime she leaves her husband at home alone.....😆😆😆😆😆

Re: jokes update with Dindy 9

Posted: 16 Apr 2017, 16:54
by Dindy
I was talking to a girl and she said "Dindy please I'm not your type ok?".

I looked at her and said "ok I understand....after all I'm not a printer".

She then folded her mouth like nylon and walked away.......😄😄😄😄😄😄

Re: jokes update with Dindy 9

Posted: 16 Apr 2017, 16:59
by Dindy
Just because some girls have flawless, white and beautiful skin they will be boasting like "See ehn Dindy my Dad Is from Nigeria and my mum is from Italy"....

My sister come down..... We all did biology.....no need to form....we know what you really are.... MRS HYBRID.....😀😀😀😀😀😀

Re: jokes update with Dindy 9

Posted: 16 Apr 2017, 17:13
by Dindy
Right now i just feel so empty and sad.... i just want to take a rope and tie it on my fan then bring a chair and spread clothes on them......................see you, what were you thinking?....who wan die now? ......me ke....am i mad???????????...😂😂😂😂

#Dindy

Re: jokes update with Dindy 9

Posted: 16 Apr 2017, 17:19
by Dindy
Some girls will post ugly pictures on facebook and will get 500 likes.

I will post fine pictures and jokes on facebook and will get 2 or 5 likes.

The painful part is that it will just be my family members that will like it.

I will not just say anything for now until someone comes close to me and say "Dindy this country is not corrupt"..... then the person will know what 5 likes feels like...........😒😒😒😒😒
#Dindy

Re: jokes update with Dindy 9

Posted: 25 Apr 2017, 16:37
by Dindy
9ja conductors be like

Conductor: O boy where my money.....😠😠😠😠

Dindy: Oga your money dey bank........😒😒😒😒😒
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I know say i don crack boring joke......oya I dey my toilet dey shit come and beat me....😝😝😝😝

Re: jokes update with Dindy 9

Posted: 25 Apr 2017, 16:37
by Dindy
Lady: If you were to be an animal what animal would that be?.

Dindy: The Nine tall fox......😄😄😄😄