Latest Jokes update with Dindy 2

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WHAT OTHER BOYS SEE WHEN THEY LOOK AT A GIRL;

1). Pretty face.

2). Beautiful skin.

3). Big ass.

4). Big breast.

5). Awesome shape.

WHAT DINDY SEE WHEN HE LOOKS AT A GIRL;

1). Bleaching cream.

2). Fake hair.

3). Shawama finger nails.

4). Fake eyebrows.

5). Hidden stretch marks.

6). Too much make-up.

7). Fake endowment.

8). Fake eyelashes.

9). Black lips.

10). Fake curves.

And so many other things you can't even imagine..... :D :D
Last edited by Dindy on 25 Mar 2017, 23:25, edited 1 time in total.



Dindy
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11 months ago

I have been following this from season 1...

Guy you make my day, please ride on!

Dindy
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Thanks alot

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The problem doesn't start When you masturbate on your bed.



The problem starts when your mum knocks and you remember that you forgot to lock the door.... :D :D

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In a room with low light and the dvd player playing cool music, making the atmosphere cool and and nice.

Girl: (breathing heavily and talking softly) Oh Dindy put it in well.

Dindy: (sweating seriously) i never knew it would be like this, just cool down i will try harder.

Girl: (talk softly) c'mon dindy move in more more more.

Dindy: (sweating more) see you will kill me o, wait let me drink water.

Girl: Ah Dindy you can't even do it properly, you are not a man.

Dindy: You are mad!, did you pay me to do it? you were even begging me to do it.

Girl: Idiot you can't even carry small refrigerator into the room........ :D :D

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Like seriously you ladies should not wear things that would reveal your behind and front.

I was on my own sitting when a lady came from no where and sat right across a chair facing my direction, after 15mins she started checking me out, I noticed it but I was not so interested.

As Time went by my eyes looked at her and our eyes met together, I quickly looked away but her eyes were still on me. I finally made up my made to say hi to her, for her not to feel too disappointed.

Dindy: Hello beautiful lady.

Lady: Yea.

Dindy: I was over there and I saw your glorious glowing body.

Lady: (Smiles) thanks.

Dindy: I hope you don't mind if I say this.

Lady: (talks softly) go on.

Dindy: Please I am tired of seeing the color of your coloured bra and undies, can you please cover it up!.

Lady: (slaps dindy) you are an idiot!!.

What did I do wrong?...i was only trying to be polite..... :D :D.

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Girl: Dindy dindy dindy!!!.

Dindy: Yes dear.

Girl: I just made a new game its call "round up with two words"

Dindy: Cool let's play.

Girl: Ok, it goes like this; i would ask you a question and you would replied back with only two words that best answers the question, if you get it right you will get a kiss.

Dindy: (grin) Awesome, let's play.

Girl: I am used in many homes especially in homes of married man.

Dindy: A Tv!.

Girl: No.

Dindy: A broom!.

Girl: No.

Dindy: A remote!.

Girl: No, you gat one more chance, you loose it and no kiss for you.

Dindy: Shit! Mehn, oh wait I know!.

Dindy: Your mum!(smiles).

Girl: (angry) you are very stupid it's your mum that used in many homes idiot!.................... :D :D

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