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Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 18:59
by Dindy
Faith: If you could go back in time, what is one piece of advice you would give your younger self?.

Dindy: Liverpool.

Faith: Meaning?.

Dindy: Never walk alone.

:D :D :) :)

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:08
by Dindy
1). Shout out to every hard poo that came out my ass........it made me understand the labour of a woman.

2). Shout out to all those masturbators out there that claims to still be a virgin......news flash ASHEWO NO BE VIRGIN.

3). Shout out to my guys out there growing ass like cheese balls.....let me ask you....who is eating it?

4). Shout out to my secondary school days for making me think that every Friday is a boxing day...... Aka wrestlemania

5). Shout out to those girls shouting "DJ scratch it!, DJ scratch it!, DJ scratch it!, DJ scratch it!, DJ scratch it!"...... Now tell me, what do you think the Dj is scratching? Your stretch marks?.

6). Shout out to that genius that said he would change one naira to one dollar..... Oga even the gods know it's not possible.....na joke o.

7). Shout out to every ashewo that offers 500k pre night..... See make I tell Una ashewo work no be multimillion company.

8). Shout out to all MMM members out there...... I wanna ask o.... How is the heartbreak going?.

9). Shout out to my Doctors out there praying for more customers..... May the lord answer your prayers by sending your in laws to you...amen!.

10). Shout out to all those people that hate me and the things I do........ For your own better health just know that Thunder firing is real.

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:10
by Dindy
Nelly: What celebrity would you trade lives with?.

Dindy: Dr sid.

Nelly: Why?.

Dindy: You no dey pity person?.

:D :) :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:11
by Dindy
Interviewer: Why were you fired from your old job?.

Dindy: I told my boss he has a nice hair.

Interviewer: But that's no reason for you to be fired.

Dindy: Ah thank God you support me because i've been thinking for weeks of how a bald man will grow hair.... :D :D :D :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:12
by Dindy
Nelly: What is the ideal number of people to have over on a Friday night?.

Dindy: 2.

Dindy: Bed and pillow.

:D :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:13
by Dindy
Nelly: So Dindy you like dark girls.

Dindy: Not really.

Nelly: Why?.

Dindy: Because all the dark girls I dated did not give me free coco.

Nelly: Coco?.

Dindy: Yes coconut.

:D :D :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:13
by Dindy
Faith: What was the worst age you’ve been so far?.

Dindy: Infant age.

Faith: Why.

Dindy: I didn't know my age.

:D :)