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Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:14
by Dindy
Daniella: Do you believe in karma?.

Dindy: Yes.

Daniella: Explain.

Dindy: Look at your hair on your head.

Daniella: What's wrong with it?.

Dindy: It's the same as the one under your armpit.

Daniella: Dindy you're very mad!.

:D :D :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:15
by Dindy
Nelly: So Dindy you like dark girls.

Dindy: Not really.

Nelly: Why?.

Dindy: Because all the dark girls I dated did not give me free coco.

Nelly: Coco?.

Dindy: Yes coconut.

:D :D :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:15
by Dindy
Faith: What is the scariest experience you have ever had?.

Dindy: I was alone.

Faith: And?.

Dindy: I was in my room and it was totally dark.

Faith: And?.

Dindy: I couldn't find the groundnut that fell from my hand.

:D :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:15
by Dindy
Faith: What is the scariest experience you have ever had?.

Dindy: I was alone.

Faith: And?.

Dindy: I was in my room and it was totally dark.

Faith: And?.

Dindy: I couldn't find the groundnut that fell from my hand.

:D :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:17
by Dindy
Nelly: What is the best present you’ve ever received?.

Dindy: I cheque of a million dollars.

Nelly: Are you serious!?.

Dindy: Yes i am.

Nelly: When did it happen?.

Dindy: This morning.

Nelly: Wow that's awesome.

Dindy: Yea but i woke up from sleep.

:D :D :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:24
by Dindy
Nelly: What is the nicest thing someone could say about you?.

Dindy: You have big ears like an elephant.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 6

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 19:26
by Dindy
Doctor: You had previous vascular, spinal or joint replacement surgery?.

Dindy: Yes.

Doctor: What caused it?.

Dindy: A deadly accident.

Doctor: What was involved in it?.

Dindy: My mum's hands and shoes.

:lol: :lol: :lol: