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Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 5

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 18:20
by Dindy
WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY;


Me and you is friend.

You cry, I cry.

You sad, I'm sad.

You hurt, I'm hurt.

You down, I'm down.

But if you jump off a bridge I'm gonna miss you.


WHAT DINDY SAYS;


Me and you is friend.

You cry, I cry.

You hate, I'm hate.

You hurt, I'm hurt.

You down, I'm down.

You jump off a bridge, I will jump with you.

But if you ever slap a solider man, I'm sorry mehn because I'm da*n gonna miss you..RIP FRIEND...... :D :D.

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 5

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 18:21
by Dindy
Faith: If you had one day left to live, what would you do?.

Dindy: I would Look for the gala seller that ran away with my 50 naira change.

:D :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 5

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 18:21
by Dindy
Faith: Who are you closest to in your family?.

Dindy: My uncle.

Faith: Why.

Dindy: Free WI-FI.

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 5

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 18:22
by Dindy
Faith: When you were younger what did you think you were going to be when you grew up?.

Dindy: A fish.

:D :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 5

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 18:23
by Dindy
Faith: What is that thing you have never done that you have always wanted to do?.

Dindy: Digging.

Girl: Why haven’t you done it yet?.

Dindy: Because it is in a grave yield.

:D :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 5

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 18:23
by Dindy
Girl: If money didn’t matter, what would your dream job be?.

Dindy: Sleeping.

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 5

Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 18:24
by Dindy
Doctor: Have you ever had any serious accident?.

Dindy: Yes.

Doctor: What is it?.

Dindy: Reading by accident.

:D :D