Latest Jokes update with Dindy 2

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Isaiah
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There is no problem wearing a tight shoe when you go out.




The problem really starts when you can't remove it because you did not carry extra shoe.... :D :D



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There is no problem fighting your life out and struggling, just to enter a bus which will take you half way home.




The problem starts when you relax and the bus zooms off, then the conductor ask you to pay up and you can't find your wallet and phones.

:D :D

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Dindy and his girl were walking and talking about lovely things, they saw a spot where fried bean cake was sold, they stopped and bought it.

As they continued walking, they ate the bean cake one after the other.

Suddenly one mistakenly fell off Dindy's hand, Dindy bent down to pick it.

Girl: [Ashamed] Ah!, what are you doing?.

Dindy: Wanna pick the bean cake up and eat it.

Girl: [Angry] Don't do that, we are out in public.

Dindy: Ah see you!, With the way the economy is going now ehn, not even shango will leave a food sacrifice uneaten..... :D :D

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Girl: Dindy I know you are a genius.

Dindy: Nah not really.

Girl: So are you saying that you have failed before.

Dindy: Yea, I have.

Dindy: Actually a test.

Girl: What test is that?.

Dindy: Blood test, I got a 0 - (negative).

Girl: (Hisssing) fool......... :D :D

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The problem doesn't start when you go to porn site watching porn movies




The problem is when your dad or mum was standing behind you all the while you were watching it.... :D :D.

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There is no problem writing a love letter to your girlfriend.




The problem is when her dad gets the letter instead of her and your name and address fully written on it..... :D :D

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That awkward moment when you're in class, having the best time of your life playing with your friends, then a teacher comes in and writes "Test part one" on the blackboard.


Teacher: Everyone bring out a piece of paper and a pen, we're about to write a test.

Dindy: Who gave birth to this idiot?...... :D :D

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