Latest Jokes update with Dindy 2

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Isaiah
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11 months ago

Girl: Hello Dindy.

Dindy: Yes dear.

Girl: what's your real name?.

Dindy: Nnamdi.

Girl: Nice name.

Dindy: Thanks.

Girl: What does it mean?.

Dindy: It means "my father is around".

Girl: [laughs out loud] what a funny name.

Dindy: What's that your name again?.

Girl: Lickafina.

Dindy: [Laughs out very loud] Ashewo's (whore's) name........... :D :D



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11 months ago

I and an Hausa girl were chatting, when this happened .....

Girl: Dindy.

Dindy: Yes dear.

Girl: I want to asked you a question fa.

Dindy: Ok, cool go on.

Girl: Do you think I can make you laugh fa?.

Dindy: Yes.

Girl: How?.

Dindy: Pronounce PARAGRAPH.

Girl: FARAGRAPH ............ :D :D

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11 months ago

Shout out to those men that says our leaders are corrupt and yet they sleep with underage girls every week..... Let me just tell you, the thunder that will fire you ehn!, will be like push-up BRA!!..

:lol: :lol:

#Dindy

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11 months ago

Interviewer: Have you been employed to do anything before?.

Dindy: Yes sir.

Interviewer: Why was there a gap in your employment space?.

Dindy: Well sir because each time I put it there, I don't get employed.

Interviewer: I see.

Interviewer: For record propose, may I know the job you were employed for?.

Dindy: Yes sir.

Interviewer: Good tell me.

Dindy: Importing and exporting.

Interviewer: That's good.

interviewer: What really were you importing and exporting?.

Dindy: Egusi soup and garri from mouth to anus.
Interviewer: Oga please leave my office!!.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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11 months ago

Daniella: What one thing would you be most disappointed if you never got to experience it?.

Dindy: Heartbreak.

Daniella: From who.

Dindy: From arsenal fans.

:D :D :D

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