Latest Jokes update with Dindy 2

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Isaiah
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Girl: Hello Dindy.

Dindy: Yes dear.

Girl: what's your real name?.

Dindy: Nnamdi.

Girl: Nice name.

Dindy: Thanks.

Girl: What does it mean?.

Dindy: It means "my father is around".

Girl: [laughs out loud] what a funny name.

Dindy: What's that your name again?.

Girl: Lickafina.

Dindy: [Laughs out very loud] Ashewo's (whore's) name........... :D :D



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There is no problem entering a bus



The problem is when the break of the bus fails and the driver looses control, and everyone in the bus is above 70 except you and they all smile.

:D :)

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There is no problem getting drunk as high as anything.




The problem is when you wake up and discover that you spent your whole night in your father-in-law's room and he is right in front of you looking at you.

:) :)

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There is no problem toasting a girl in the club.




The problem is when you guys meet in the day time and you end up realizing you mistook a beast for beauty.

:) :D

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Girl: Dindy.

Dindy: Yes love dear.

Girl: Where do I belong in your life?.

Girl: Family?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Friend?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: Love?

Dindy: No.

Girl: Then what am I to you?.

Dindy: Don't ask me, go ask the first lady!.... :D :)

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Its ur mum that is used,in,many,homes.
:mrgreen:

Trying hard not to laugh out laud :o

Falling off keke.. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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I and a girl were talking at night (one day like that), when this following conversation took place.

Girl : Dindy, if I ask you to ask me to do something naughty, what would you prefer the most from me?.

Dindy: I would...

Dindy stands very close to her.

Girl breaths heavily with a racing heart.

Girl: [Talks slowly and softly] Just say it Dindy, just say it.

Dindy: I would ask you, whether your stretch marks can cut meat.

Girl Slaps Dindy and walks away.... :D :D

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