Latest Jokes update with Dindy 2

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That awkward moment when you're making a phone call in a bus and everyone keeps quiet just to hear you make a mistake.




Girl: Hello james.

Dindy: Mmm sweet voice.

Girl: Have you collecting my money?.

Dindy: Chai o this girl don drop heavy bomb o!....... :D :D.



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Girl: Dindy, do you know how to make a girl blush?.

Dindy: Yes i do.

Girl: Really?.

Dindy: I've made my little sis blush alot.

Girl smiles sexily

Girl: Ok.

Girl: Make me blush.

Dindy smiles then gives her a dirty slap

Girl: OMG!(crying).

Dindy: See now you will blush.

Looks at Dindy with a red cheek then slaps Dindy back...... :D :D

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Dindy: I love you dear.

Girl: No you don't, you are lying to me.

Dindy: I am not dear, see I will do all I can just to make you happy, I will never in this world cheat on you, you're my life.

Girl Looks at Dindy with sexy eyes.

Dindy: I LOVE YOU.

Girl blushes and smiles.

Girl: Ok fine, but do you know the difference between lust and love?.

Dindy: Yes sure I do, what do you take me for?.

Girl: Ok fine, explain what they are.

Dindy: Lust is..

Dindy Holds her hands, then she smiles.

Dindy: Lust is what i feel for you and love is what I have for party rice!.

Girl slaps Dindy and walks away...... :D :D

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There is no problem sleeping on your bed


The problem is when you wake up to discover that it was a dream and you are still in the office, plus your desk is filled with your saliva.

:) :)

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I and a girl were talking at night (one day like that), when this following conversation took place.

Girl : Dindy, if I ask you to ask me to do something naughty, what would you prefer the most from me?.

Dindy: I would...

Dindy stands very close to her.

Girl breaths heavily with a racing heart.

Girl: [Talks slowly and softly] Just say it Dindy, just say it.

Dindy: I would ask you, whether your stretch marks can cut meat..

Girl Slaps Dindy and walks away....... :D :)

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I and a girl were talking at night (one day like that), when this following conversation took place.

Girl : Dindy, if I ask you to ask me to do something naughty, what would you prefer the most from me?.

Dindy: I would...

Dindy stands very close to her.

Girl breaths heavily with a racing heart.

Girl: [Talks slowly and softly] Just say it Dindy, just say it.

Dindy: I would ask you, whether your stretch marks can cut meat..

Girl Slaps Dindy and walks away....... :D :)

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Isaiah
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I and a girl were talking at night (one day like that), when this following conversation took place.

Girl : Dindy, if I ask you to ask me to do something naughty, what would you prefer the most from me?.

Dindy: I would...

Dindy stands very close to her.

Girl breaths heavily with a racing heart.

Girl: [Talks slowly and softly] Just say it Dindy, just say it.

Dindy: I would ask you, whether your stretch marks can cut meat.

Girl Slaps Dindy and walks away.... :D :D

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