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Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:05
by Dindy
Physics exam question will be like;

A boy weighing 70kg falls from a tall building of about 30feet in height. Find the gravitational pull on the boy's body and the time it will take for the boy to reach the ground.

I want to ask o, what's our business with the boy, is it that he will not die or will the solution make him float when he lands on the ground.

:lol: :lol:

#Dindy

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:07
by Dindy
Nigerian pilots will be like
Dear passengers we are over the Atlantic ocean right now and we are far away from land. The fuel just finished and we are about to crash, but please don't panic we will land safely....... :lol:

Oga pilot who do you think you are to lie to us about our death.

:lol: :lol:

#Dindy

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:08
by Dindy
Okc: Dindy your jokes are very lame.

Dindy: Thanks.

Dindy: Do you know that your dad was a lamb?.

Okc: What do you mean?

Dindy: You are a sheep fool.

:D :D

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:10
by Dindy
CEO: Dindy why do you always think that your jokes are funny?.

Dindy: Because they make me laugh.

CEO: Lol, guy you are mad.

Dindy: Lol, sorry I'm not your father.

:lol: :lol:

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:11
by Dindy
Some girls are just so funny

One sunny day like that, a girl greeted me

Girl: Hy G

And I was like

Dindy: Hy string

And she ended up slapping me and walked away.

Like seriously I thought we were mentioning undies.

:lol: :lol:

#Dindy

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:12
by Dindy
Isabella: Dindy your jokes are So funny that i forgot to laugh.

Dindy: Well after the fight you had with mr Daniel's wife you lost all your teeth.

:lol: :lol:

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:13
by Dindy
Silv: Dindy I would advice you to stop wasting your time writing jokes.

Dindy: Why?.

Silv: They are not funny and they don't make me laugh.

Dindy: But they make me laugh.

Silv: Then it simply means you need the help of a doctor.

Dindy: Well I've tried it but the doctor gave me a card.

Silv: What was on the card.

Dindy: Thunder fire you.

:D :D :D