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Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:22
by Dindy
Some Nigerian mum will be like.

"Dindy don't marry her she's not good enough for you" and when you take her advice she will be like "Dindy please I need grand children ooo".

Like seriously mum, what do you want me to do? Order them from jumia or would you prefer konga?.

:lol: :lol:

#Dindy

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:23
by Dindy
Okc: Do you believe in angels?.

Dindy: Yes I do.

Okc: Wow that's the first reasonable thing I've heard from you.

Dindy: And it's gonna be the last.

Okc: Why.

Dindy: Because I'm gonna kill you mother fu*ker.

:lol: :lol:

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:24
by Dindy
With the way things are going in Nigeria now ehn, guys will be like
Dindy: Hello bae, I can't take you out today. I'm on diet.

:D :D

#Dindy

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:25
by Dindy
Parents could be so confusing sometimes

They will be like "Dindy stop behaving like an animal" and will later say "Dindy believe in yourself and you shall fly so like a bird above the mountains".

like seriously? Am i a bird or was my grandfather an eagle?.

:D :D

#Dindy

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:29
by Dindy
One Sunday morning after the church service, the pastor called me to his office.

Pastor: You are Dindy right?.

Dindy: Yes sir.

Pastor: The Holy spirit said I should tell you that you will donate one hundred and fifty million for the church building.

I looked at the pastor then looked at my wristwatch of 300 naira, shoe of 1000 naira, shirt of 500 and borrowed trouser. I smiled and said.

Dindy: Really sir?.

Pastor: Yes.

Dindy: That's good sir. The holy spirit also spoke to me.

Pastor: Really?.

Dindy: Yes. He told me to donate one fifty.

Pastor: One hundred and fifty billion?.

Dindy: No.

Pastor: One hundred and fifty million?.

Dindy: No.

Pastor: One hundred and fifty thousand?.

Dindy: No.

The pastor got frustrated then said.

Pastor: What in the name of God did the Holy spirit tell you to donate?.

Dindy: One hundred and fifty naira....

Pastor: My friend will you get out of my office!!!.

:lol: :lol:

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:31
by Dindy
Confusing is when you are being called by two soldier men for wearing their uniform and you don't know whether to run or to disappear......... Brother take my advice just melt.

:lol: :lol:

#Dindy

Re: Latest jokes update with Dindy 7

Posted: 26 Mar 2017, 00:32
by Dindy
Teacher: What do you call a man who dives into the sea with swimsuit?.

Dindy: Sea slug.

:D :D

#Dindy