Latest Jokes Update with Dindy

Dindy
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11 months ago

[Mothers]

Mothers will be like: "Oh Dindy you are really strong"

Dindy: (Feeling fly) smiles.........

.... Three hours later in school.......

Dindy: Kelvin my punch will bend this iron rod.

Kelvin: Dindy you can't do it.

Dindy: Ok wait and see.
:...
He Throws a single punch with his left hand to the iron rod.
:...
Dindy: Turns around and says slowly in pain "it has bend na".

Kelvin: Looking confused "ah ahn but the iron didn't bend Dindy.

Dindy: Now fully turned with tears imy hand has bend kelvin, my mother deceived me ooo".
:...,,
Mothers are inspiring but deceiving sometimes.



Dindy
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11 months ago

It was a lovely day in a bar, I sat sitting in a corner when suddenly I saw a very yellow lady. She wore a hot gown that revealed everything and I mean everything.
Immediately after I saw her my body temperature increased and I began to sweat. She then started walking towards me slowly.
When she got to where I was sitting, she ordered for the same drink I was drinking. She looked at me sexily then she came closer to me.
I got tense like really really tensed with my heart beating fast.
Lady: Relax I'm not gonna hurt you.
She said then place her big butt on my laps.
My head started turning like a Mary go round. I was loving what was going on.
She then went closer to my ear and worked her tongue all over it.
I just sat smiling and enjoying the sweet feeling.
She then stop and pushed her lips against mine. We kissed passionately and strongly , from mouth to mouth and tongue to tongue and I squeezed her passionately.
Suddenly a heavy slap came on my face, but it didn't stop me from what I was doing. I continued kissing and enjoying the lady's body.
The slap came again and this time ten times harder than before.
Dindy: [Shouts seriously] Jesus!!!.
Ugonna: Christ.
Dindy: Ohhhh, what did I do now?.
Dindy: You done make me miss sweet smooching for dream.
Ugonna: You be idiot.
Ugonna: Na my yansh (ass) you done dey romance since........... :cry: :D

Dindy
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Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

James: Hello.
Dindy: How are you? :D.
James: Are you Dindy?.
Dindy: Yes I am.
James: I wanna tell you something.
Dindy: Please do :D.
James: Your jokes are lame.
Dindy: God bless you.
James: They are what i call hard-dry jokes.
Dindy: Thank you.
Dindy: I think I lost something.
James: What is that?.
Dindy: Your senses....... :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

You will never know how terrifying your name is until your mum catches you stealing meat from her pot and she calls your name.
:......
Mum: Dindy!.
Mum: What do you think you're doing?.
:......
***Dindy gets confused with meat in his hand***
:......
Dindy: I am looking for plate.... :D :D :mrgreen:

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

You will never know how scary your name is until you go for an HIV test and the doctor calls your name.
:.......
Doctor: Who is Dindy here?.
***Dindy says nothing***
:.....
****The man sitting beside Dindy looks at him*****
:.....
Man: Are you not Dindy?.
Dindy: I'm not sure that's my name......


:!: :roll:

Dindy
Posts: 474
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11 months ago

Babes be like;
"i am a bi**h with attitude,style and class"....
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Dindy be like;
Babe that's all bull shit a bi**h is a bi**h, but well thank God you know you are an open market to hungry dogs out there....mtcheeew......oloshi#....lol (tongue out)
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: 11 months ago

11 months ago

That awkward moment when your boss comes around, so you find something random to do so that he wouldn't think you're not working, but then he suspects and gives you a bigger work.
:.....
Boss walks in.
:.....
Boss: Dindy what do you think you're doing?.
Dindy: I'm washing the wall clock.
Boss: Good work.
Dindy: [smiling] thank you sir.
Boss: When you're done with that, take that broom and parker and sweep my office, the toilet.....in fact sweep everywhere.
:.....
Dindy fainted........ :D :D

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