Latest Jokes update with Dindy 4

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Dindy
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Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 16th, 11:26

Girl: Dindy, you're just between dry and wet.

Girl: I mean your jokes.

Dindy: Girl, You're just between hell and fire.

Dindy: I mean your life.

:D :D



Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 16th, 11:26

Girl: Dindy your jokes are so d*mn stupid and boring.

Dindy bends his head down and shakes it.

Girl: Are you hurt?.

Dindy: No.

Girl: So why are you shaking your head?.

Dindy: Because I pity the kind of joke I will make out of the express road marks on your face.......... :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 16th, 11:27

You can call me stupid..... I won't complain.

You can call my jokes dry........ I won't complain.

You can call my stories boring...... I won't talk.

You can call me useless........ I won't talk.

You can call me an idiot........ I won't say a word.

You can say I'm the ugliest being on earth...... I won't say a word.

But if you ever dare say PARTY RICE! and I repeat PART RICE!!, is not the best rice ever.

I swear our case will not be settled on earth but at the gates of heaven....... :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 16th, 11:37

With the way things are moving ehn, witches would be picking initiation food like life is hard.

Oga of witches: What should we use to initiate this Dindy of a boy?.

Witch 1: Let's use one small crayfish.

Witch 2: No, let's use one toothpick.

Witch 3: No, let's use ground nut.

Witch 4: No, let's use one plate of party rice.

Oga of witches: [Looking at witch 4] Are you mad?.

Oga of witches: In this Buhari reign? do you want him to think we give free rice? o_o ......... :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 16th, 12:02

That awkward moment when you are asked to spell something in class, but you spelt something entirely different so that your classmates won't think you don't know how to spell.

Teacher: Dindy stand up and spell "FISH".

Dindy: [STANDS UP] W-A-T-E-R.

Teacher: Are you ok?.

Teacher: I told you to spell fish, you're spelling "Water".

Teacher: Why did you spell water?.

Dindy: Because FISH lives in WATER.... :D :D.

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 17th, 22:46

DINDY BE LIKE;

1). The thunder wey go fire you go be like etisalat..... 0809ja for life.

2). The thunder wey go fire you go be like price tag..... #200, #400, #1500, #75000.

3). The thunder wey go fire you go be like the importance of water....... Regulates the body's temperature.

4). the thunder wey go fire you go be like Baba ijebu....... 2 sure.

5). The thunder wey go fire you go be like zebra crossing..... Black and white.

6). The thunder wey go fire you go be like yansh wey dey occupy space...... aka matter.

7). The thunder wey go fire you go be like maths subject......double period.

8). The thunder wey go fire you go be like mad beat.....aka itz young john the wicked producer.

9). The thunder wey go fire you go be like John 1:1.....In the beginning was the thunder, and the thunder was with you, and the thunder fired you.

10). The thunder wey go fire you go be like ashewo wey dey do lap dance with fela song...... 1 hour and counting....you're on a long thing.

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 17th, 22:47

[Dindy]

With the way some girls are growing stretch marks ehn..you will think they use it to peel orange.....

:) :D :p

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