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Dindy
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Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Aug 10th, 18:09

That moment when a single word can't express how you feel.

Girl: Dindy I'm pregnant.

Dindy: Huh! Oh! What! F*ck! Shit! Damn!...

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Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Aug 10th, 18:10

This one just killed me...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Please I need your help right away, I'm writing an exam and I find question 20 very confusing.
Please help me with it.

20). The term fingering is described under what term

a) Human
b) male
c) female
d) Instrument
.
I don't know whether to choose male or female, I'm really confused, please help me oooo.

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Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Aug 10th, 18:11

Some 9ja girls in church be like "I am so tired, I don't feel like falling under anointing today".....

Like seriously? πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–

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Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Aug 10th, 18:12

That moment when you're sitting on scene shooting a musical video with a live lion and the lion start steering at you....

Dindy: I think the lion is angry again.

Director: It's not possible, he just ate now.

Dindy: Are you ok? Are you the lion?.

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Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Aug 10th, 18:13

Interviewer: Apart from Dindy, what are your other full names

Dindy: Andy

Interviewer: And?

Dindy: Dy

Shey you see your village witches have used your destiny to play poker.

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Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Aug 10th, 18:14

That moment when you and your uncle are at home alone and he says he is going to beat you because you refuse to boil water for him
You will be like

Dindy: Hello daddy, I saw uncle chinedu stealing money from your room and he says he is going to poison me if I tell you.

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Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Aug 10th, 18:18

Yesterday I was chatting with a girl and was like

Dindy: Where do you live?.

Girl: I live at london

Dindy: Where in london

Girl: Lekki.

Please dressback I don't really understand myself it's like I want to fall anointing 😡😡.

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