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9 months ago

I never knew what confusion was until I heard a Chinese man and a Calabar arguing......that very day I gave my life to christ.

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Dindy
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9 months ago

That moment when you hear someone asking a madman "Are you sick in the head?".😳😳😳😳

No he is sick in the skull.....abeg shift let me faint, I'm feeling faintish.....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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That moment when someone calls you and you pick then the person asks "Hello Dindy are you still sleeping?".

No I'm still writing jamb......abeg arrange bed let me faint.....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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9 months ago

That moment when you're texting your wife and you type "My Angel" but auto correct changes it to "My Angela".

Dear bros just be ready to explain how you know Angela. πŸš‘πŸš‘πŸš‘πŸš‘πŸš‘

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Funny questions and answers from good study guide...😊😊😊😊

Teacher: In Open University system, ______ is used in place of 'lecturer'

Dindy: Student......πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Teacher: Mention two things to do when you encounter problems while using a computer _____

Dindy: shut down computer and go flex.....😊😊😊

Teacher: Learning practical things will involve _____?

Dindy: watching zee world and novela......πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Teacher: One basic assignment you can use a word-processor in doing is ____

Dindy: photo-copy.......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Teacher: A simple but effective way to engage with your work is to ____

Dindy: imagine the work and pay for solution......πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Teacher: Tutor' is another term used in place of _____

Dindy: Student.....πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Teacher: Precautions to take while working with a computer is

Dindy: browse and chat......πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Teacher: Identify the 'process' word in the essay title "Corruption, A Hard to Crack Nut in Nigeria. Discuss"

Dindy: Corruption....😊😊😊

I don talk my own sha, if Una like make Una go report my center dey London.....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Dindy
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9 months ago

Epic chat
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Dindy: Good morning

Girl: How are you?.

Dindy: I feel sick.

Girl: What's wrong?.

Dindy: I'm having headache.

Girl: How does your head feel?

Dindy: On top of my body.

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9 months ago

I don't know why when I speak people think I schooled at London or new york .....see leave that one let's get down to business here.

I schooled here in 9ja and the name of the school I went to was Dee-jewels at Gowon estate (Egbeda) not too far from where people smoke Igbo!(weed).

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