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Dindy
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6 months ago

I wonder how girls survive heartbreak and still later go and date another guy...

I played 9ja bet and because of one team lost 100million and have been suffering from chest and heart pain for over 3 months...😒😒😒

I don't think I will ever pay 9ja bet again.... 😒
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Dindy
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6 months ago

That painful moment as a child when your mum tells you that she doesn't have money to pay for your excursion.😊😊😊

You will be like "Mummy said she doesn't have money to pay for my excursion o, but she has money to be buying tom-tom, mummy is just wicked.....πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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That moment when you're in church sitting beside your crush and she start speaking in tongues, but you don't know how to speak so you form you own.

Dindy: Roborobo!, rara o! rararara o!, dalodalo!, Sheeeeba! Sheeeeeba!.......πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒ

And after the church service she be like
Benny: Oh brother Dindy, I never knew you could speak in tongues.

Dindy: Well you see my sis, the lord opened my mouth to speak....... Ah! bros you too dey lie ehnπŸ˜”πŸ˜”

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6 months ago

That moment when you're in class having lectures, then the lecturer ask you what he said last, but you can't remember because you've been thinking of the 9ja bet you played....πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Lecturer: Mr Dindy what was the last thing I said.

Dindy: Sorry, please repeat the scores again.....πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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6 months ago

Ibadan slayqueens be like "Dindy it is not spells Ibadan, it Na spells i-badon".....πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Please where can I collapse my head is doing me somehow.....🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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6 months ago

When I was a kid I always feel happy in the morning when my mum wakes me up in the morning to brush my teeth because I end up licking liquid sweet [toothpaste]

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6 months ago

That moment as a kid when your mum puts toothpaste on your toothbrush and tells you to go brush and after 5mins you come back and ask for more.

Dindy: Mummy, mummy I need more toothpaste.

Mum: Ah but what happened to the one that was there before?.

Dindy: I lick it.

Mum: Why?.

Dindy: It taste like sweet.

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